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[starscream]

ออกจากบ้านปุ๊บก็เจอแต่พวกไม่เต็มเต็งหงุดหงิด!สมองมันมีไว้กั้นหูจริง ๆ

can anyone translate

all i could understand was i left the house in a hurry and found that ...

[claude06thailand]

ออกจากบ้านปุ๊บ > as soon as I left the house
ก็เจอแต่พวกไม่เต็มเต็งหงุดหงิด! I just met groups of insane people
สมองมันมีไว้กั้นหูจริง ๆ who really seemed to have no brain between their ears

This one was a little tricky :
สมอง
มัน > relative pronoun for สมอง
มี > negation ไม่
ไว้ > to keep, to store > to be stored
กั้น > to separate
หู > ear
จริง ๆ

nota : I think that ปุ๊บ is not exactly "to be in a hurry", but indicates that something happens just at that moment, immediately after a first action

[Pirin]

ออกจากบ้านปุ๊บ > as soon as I left the house
ก็เจอแต่พวกไม่เต็มเต็งหงุดหงิด! I just met groups of insane people
สมองมันมีไว้กั้นหูจริง ๆ who really seemed to have no brain between their ears

This one was a little tricky :
สมอง
มัน > relative pronoun for สมอง
มี > negation ไม่
ไว้ > to keep, to store > to be stored
กั้น > to separate
หู > ear
จริง ๆ

nota : I think that ปุ๊บ is not exactly "to be in a hurry", but indicates that something happens just at that moment, immediately after a first action

"สมองมันมีไว้กั้นหูจริง ๆ who really seemed to have no brain between their ears" is the overall meaning of that sentence. Advanced translation!

Another possible version (although rather literal) is that:
(ออกจากบ้านปุ๊บ ก็เจอแต่พวกไม่เต็มเต็งหงุดหงิด สมองมันมีไว้กั้นหูจริง ๆ) As soon as I left the house, I met only insane people. This pissed me off. Their brains are there just to keep the two ears separate.

[Rick Bradford]

พวกไม่เต็มเต็ง, colloquially, we might say "a bunch of crazies"

[Tgeezer]

Another possible version (although rather literal) is that:
(ออกจากบ้านปุ๊บ ก็เจอแต่พวกไม่เต็มเต็งหงุดหงิด สมองมันมีไว้กั้นหูจริง ๆ) As soon as I left the house, I met only insane people. This pissed me off. Their brains are there just to keep the two ears separate.

Pirin, do you think that แต่ is significant?
Left to my own devices I would definitely translate it. I met only insane people. Meaning that the opportunity to meet anyone you wanted to meet was not there.
I encountered no one apart from fools.

[Pirin]

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